What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Technology Jokes More Technology Jokes

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!