What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

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Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Human Body Jokes More Human Body Jokes

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Technology Jokes More Technology Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!