What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"