What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!