What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.