What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends