Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit