What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"