What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!