When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.