When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket