They both only work with a chain on.
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Both are yellow and can't drive.
They both died when they were really popular.
An increase in battery cases.
They're sensitive to everything
A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!
They both make up everything!
The more you twist them the harder they get.
If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Someone is loosing a trailer.
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Both cant work without chains.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
They both were recently ironed.
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Neither one is a squirrel.
They like rock.
They don't work out.
either way, someone is losing a trailer.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Americans don't get them.
The rightful owner of both is white
Very fun until it goes Russian.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
Now, both have an oscar.
They both fear the wurst
No ballroom
You skip them both.
They both turn "o" into "O".
They both take away the coffin.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
At some point they turned into Mummys
You don't want to look down.
You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.
Neither of them got to sea!
They both shake it off.
30 of them are triggered every second
It's your dad.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They'll never be royals
You fill them up and toss them out the door!
They both make black men run faster.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Someone's losing their trailer
They both work with crust.
Both are dead inside.
They both ask for change and never get any.
They both only really work on paper
Not everyone gets it
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
Zikachu.
They can never get further than the tip!
M'genta
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
A Mellow Yellow
He'll tell you.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.
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Ones green and the other is black
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
