What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.