What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)