What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.