He wanted to see time fly!
To avoid car-pool tunnel!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
An erection
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
Because they don't do Windows
A baby in the oven.
Oher's NFL career
He was a foyer.
A: He wanted to see time fly.