Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Time Fly Jokes More Time Fly Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!