Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio