Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis