Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has four A's and one B.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.