Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker