Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this