Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.