Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.