What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn