It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.
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A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
It's beer pressure.
Hard eh.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
Because it messes with their hops
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Beer.
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With his ribs
Ein stein.
The designated driver.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
Because they use extra hops
Budweiser
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
One if nobody is watching.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Because you can't drink and derive
Don't worry, be hoppy :)
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
You can have my beer if you let me go."
They're buds
In the way!
Ho Gardens
Buuuurrrrrr!!!
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
He brews!
A Two Pack
With lots of hops!
Hebrewed his own
Silver Mullet
Grols
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
About four beers
Hebrews.
Long neck or giraffed?
A really good watch.
Hebrews!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
A Hebrew.
Being up to your nuts in cider.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
A year in prison if there's any justice.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
He brews it.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Beryl of beer !
Watered Down
Good Mornin'!
Bring two Mormons.
Shotgun method
All of them
Budweiser the King of Beers !
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.
6
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
A pinat
At a mars bar !
I love you.....
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Pepper-Peroni
Heifer-weizen.
Beer in each hand!
So you can tell it apart from urine
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"
Light ale !
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
A barrel organ.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
They didn't have enough pitchers.
Irish handcuffs.
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Walkers
Because you have to hollow out the head.
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
I reply "Taxes."
Depends.
When food tastes so good.
A LOT.
Abroad.
