When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.