When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe