How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."