How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Axe Jokes More Axe Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why are goldfish crackers always smiling?

Because they're baked..