What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

An old croak !

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.