What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmies?

He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

100 Year Old Jokes More 100 Year Old Jokes

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

What do you call a 100 year old frog ?

An old croak !