Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Keep it in church, guys.

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You mech a wish.