What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.