What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

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What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.