When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!