Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.