Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Nice People Jokes More Nice People Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.