Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!