Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.