Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.