Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u