When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.