What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures