What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident