Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common?

The Battle of the Bulge.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.