When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.