When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ?

Acidently on purpose !