When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.