What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

Metallica Jokes More Metallica Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Favorite Song Jokes More Favorite Song Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.