What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.