What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Bus Load Jokes More Bus Load Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.