What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!