When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.