Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?