How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?

A: It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.