When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?

An e-mergency.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Bola Jokes More Bola Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.