What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

What do you call an aging chef with an unfaithful wife?

A cookold.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....