When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.