When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."