have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
He turns into Kim Jong-ill!
I'm lactose intolerant.
A man who tries to be everything but himself
We'll get on it next week
When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
Headphone jacks are obsolete.
Claude.