When it turns into a driveway.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Thanks for the mammaries!
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.
Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!
There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!
a Tippihedron
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Metamucil
Jeep Jeep
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I forget...
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Namaste.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
Because sixty-seconds=minute.
