When it turns into a driveway.
Paperback
Roy Jeep Biv
He was Snowden.
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
They both have a GARBAGE box.
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
They're still in your driveway
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Cleveland Rocks!
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
I don't want to plow my driveway
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
Because women are always right.
2.B or not 2.B
An Oreo
Tip him for the pizza.
They don't give a tip because they take the tip.
Where you going essay!
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
He rips out his hare!
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
BOOgatti!
Clark your car in the garage !
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Time to try the udder one."
Leave my provolone!
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
