What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."