What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.