How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.