When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

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What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.