Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
cacawatches
A redneck virgin
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
Meals on Wheels
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Attire.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle