What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.