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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

Tricycle Jokes More Tricycle Jokes

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Plain Clothe Jokes More Plain Clothe Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.