Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Tyre Jokes More Tyre Jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?

A spinning wheel !

Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.