Attire.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.
A tire
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
No woman wears the same attire every year.