Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....