the four hands (you dirty minds)
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Because he has holes in his hands
100$ bill.
Aston Vanilla!
He played many more pieces.
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
Because they're so easily brainwashed.