What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)