What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.