Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.