Pianist Jokes

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!